Broadway Danny Rose (1984)

This is a story told as a story by a group of comics trading tales about Danny Rose (Woody Allen), a nutty talent agent, over dinner at a deli in New York. We start out with a few tidbits about Rose, the kind of deluded clients he represented, how he used to be a comic himself, and then he are prepared for “the greatest of all Danny Rose stories”.
Most of the film is the telling of this story of how Rose gets involved with Tina Vitale (Mia Farrow playing utterly against type), a mob princess who is sleeping with his biggest client. Tina and Danny must escape various mobsters who are convinced that she left their brother for Danny, though he is only a ‘beard’.
Something I have always felt strange about when watching Allen with women on screen is the creepy way he hits on them, thankfully we are saved that here. Instead he brings smarmy to a whole new level and constantly calls everyone “darling”.
The film is all right, however considering it is being narrated by comics, it isn’t all that funny. It is a delight to watch Farrow play the sort of character that would be one of Carmela’s friends on ‘The Sopranos’, but Allen gets aggravating very early on.
The resolution is fine, if predictable, but I was left with the feeling that this would have been a nice short film as it lacks the staying power of a feature.
Grade: B
