Review# 67: Spider-Man 3

I realize I had huge expectations, but why shouldn’t I? ‘Spider-Man 2′ (2004) is one the best comic book movies of all time. It raised the bar and it stands beside ‘X2′ (2003) as my two all-time favorites of the genre. Thus I went to the theatre this weekend expecting nothing less than brilliance from Sam Raimi…and he simply did not deliver.
The film follows Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) in the aftermath of Harry Osborn (James Franco) and Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst) discovering his secret identity. Parker is happy that he can share this side of his life with Watson and he must now face the wrath of Osborn who blames Spider-Man for his father’s death.
The story becomes swiftly bloated with new characters from the Sandman (Thomas Hayden Church in an underdeveloped and sappy role) to Venom (Topher Grace does the best he can with a character designed as pretty one-note in what an asshole he is) to Gwen Stacy (the lovely Bryce Dallas Howard is criminally underused). Raimi seems to be trying to employ every Spider-Man character all at once and ends up with a pretty empty film.
There are a few good action scenes, but none can compete with the great train scene in ‘Spider-Man 2′. The fights are good, but the CGI stands out as not being as strong as before.
The most frustrating aspect of this film is how Raimi wastes the characters. Maguire has a lot of fun playing Parker under the Venom influence, but he looks like Peter Petrelli from ‘Heroes’ doing an impression of John Travolta in ‘Saturday Night Fever’. There is a ridiculous scene in a jazz club that had nothing to do with anything other than tarnishing the Spider-Man name.
Dunst tries her best with the broody MJ, but she comes off annoying and selfish for most the film, when she is not playing the victim, of course.
The ending is awful in its moralistic posturing. I won’t give it away, but it left me completely unsatisfied and cheated.
Please don’t misunderstand me. This is a good film, it is flashy and glossy and many of the things a great summer movie should be, but it falls far short of my expectations, especially the second half.
Grade: B-

